Putting other people's words on your blog does not make you lazy but rather transforms you into a prospector who finds a mineral motherlode after much digging and sifting. And so, enjoy these deep emotional nuggets from my misguided/on target friend who stares down the abyss in her own special way:
PIC: A.S. (the blond) w/her bestie E.M. There were way worse/better photos but I was sensitive to the confidentiality factor-not that she would give a shit.
Portion of her Profile and Info:
Interests:
cities, cigarettes, speedy, nights that end the next morning, mixes, gum, cheap wine, dresses as shirts, cocktails, dinner and drinks, serial killers, good books, the 60s, my car, and edith minturn sedgwick
"We mistake lust for love and pop more pills, slam more drugs, drink ourselves silly or end us, scraping the inside of a pipe just to hit the resin and flush life down a toilet."
Oh, I go there. I'm a good time. Impress me
I hate facebook, and my life rules. Let's get drinks and get inspired
Slices of her life:
just woke up. not really sure how i'm still alive.3:55 PM Jul
YOU'RE THE TOTAL OPPOSITE OF RELIABLE. cheers to that5:02 PM Jul 3rd from web
slosh fest at my apartment come theee fuck overr10:34 PM Jul
pour me another cause i can still see the floooorr.7:00 PM Jun
how the fuck do you get red wine off the walls?2:30 PM
shelly's blood is still everywhere.6:37 PM Jun 24th
ON MY WAY TO THE HOSPITAL LOL THIS ISN'T FUNNY YET1:30 PM Jun 24th from
i'd be lost without my advil PMs.7:29 PM Jun 18th from
got barked at on york avenue1:28
Why can't you leave already?8:10 PM May
I'd like long, dark, bold eyelashes 24/7. But not the clumpy kind.1:33 PM Jun 12th from web
i've had lovers for so many years i've begun to have affairs7:25 PM Jun 9th from
cigarettes and champagne in my bubble bath. the good life4:33 PM Jun 8th from web
totally in love with my belgian film studies professor. what. a. stud.12:01 PM
Vermont ruled. Wine picnics and going into salt caves drunk. I've decided if you don't care, I don't either. What the fuck is Easter?4:21 PM Apr 12th from web
What her friends tell her:
we are the biggest homos and i love you and i hope youre listening to underoath because me and kira were and i was jammin out and it reminded me of the good ol days but i already told you this. have fun with your 17 year old friend you fucking pedophile...i dont know what the city has done to you, but last time i checked, we had standards.LOL JK, STANDARDS? WHAT ARE THOSE? maybe theyre things that coexist with shame which has been stricken from our vocab since about 8th grade post climbing my fat ass out of your basement window. love you forevsies, this is getting long and obnoxious butttttt okay bye
next dayy i have off imma come to the cityy and we can fuck shitt up! i can't even begin to explain how much i miss waking up to you on the floor with a box of cheeze-itz on your head
no matter how shameful the story i tell you, you always make me hang up the phone wanting to do it again. i hope you enjoyed ya bubble bath, love and miss you ♥
eating cold pizza and drinking captain morgan.... it's 5:44 in the morning.... wtf am i doing lOVE YOU
I feel sorry for her and envy her at the same time..............
BILLY! update your blog.
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